Q’t me!

he who doesn’t kill himself today,
lives to kill himself another day,
(and in a more interesting way)

-Thomas J. Webb

You can quote me on this

This is one of those annoying things I say a lot. Here it is for the record, if you want to quote me word for word:

“If I were an islander and some missionary came to make me stop worshipping my gods and worship his White man god instead, I’d be eating long pig!”

-Thomas J. Webb

“I just can’t stop thinking about how I want to kill my parents”

-Madison, my 7 year old cousin