Monthly Archive for December, 2005

Absurdity

We can grow quintillion times again
And we can know more than the ancients many times again
And still be dwarfed by the nearest star

We can understand the universe many times more,
And still never understand our increasingly complex selves

I love the flimsy wills of men, Amor fati
We shall forget the lessons of the ancients
And the great leviathan shall rise again

We shall destroy every last God again
Become them ourselves,
And it will never become absurd

Science

Everyone has her own crazy ideas
And most of them are wrong
But they all contribute in their own way
Their own part of the song

Every fallacy they had,
Is one more we shall not,
And every detail they found, however stupid,
Is the foundation from which we build atop

Some may push fallacious ideas,
But these will always fall to the ideas that work
For you cannot build a building with snake oil
Nor plow fields with “intelligent design”

Self-absorbed Ahmadinejad and the future blogs in Iran

Here is a particularly good and in-depth interview with Hoder. And here it is Auf Deutsch (the German version has a pic of him, so you can see how funny looking he is). What’s happening with the youth in Iran is a good example of blogging actually meeting its promise as a tool for change (unlike my blog, which is utter nonsense).

Merry Yule!

Tonight is the longest night of the year! It is the Winter Solstice of the Northern Hemisphere, Dong Zhi on the Chinese Calendar. Yule was, and is the winter celebration for pagans and heathens (that is, goons that live in the countryside and goons that live in heaths, respectively). In ancient Persia, Yalda was the celebration of the sun-god, Mithra.

Today, Persians still celebrate Yalda, sans the Allah-angering sun god reference. Christians also stole Yule and mislabled it to be Jesus’ birthday. The true meaning of Christmas isn’t Christian but human – reconnecting with families, celebrating the season and getting fat.

この季節は世の中たくさんのホリデーがある季節である。アメリカにキリスト教徒はよく「本当のクリスマスの意味を忘れないで」と言ってる。でも、本当の意味はキリストの誕生日じゃなくて、家族と休みホリデーだよ。本当にイエスの誕生日は多分1月にある。昔はヨーロッパの北で、よく「Yule」と言うホリデーを多神教が出ていた。キリスト教徒はそのホリデーを盗んだ。今、トールとかオディンを信じる人が続いてそのホリデーを出ている。

Eccentricity

How do you avoid being compared to others? How do you avoid just being another person, slightly more intelligent than some and less than others? You are a commodity and you must sell your self the same as one would a commodity. And product differentiation in its sublimest form is eccentricity.

sleepwalking

Why does a narcissist get violently angry when insulted? The same reason a sleepwalker gets violently angry when woken.

"Ecology’s Big, Hot Idea"

Increasingly, scientists are applying more math and physics-like tools to biology (nice for me since I think I’m good at math and I shall study biology). The idea of “metabolic ecology” is on the drawing board right now. It’s an attempt to derive equations and constants that can reliably predict things such as body size, temperature, metabolic rate and how they relate to eachother. On one hand, it is a waste of brain power and discovery to constantly be looking at different parts of a whole and not utilizing underlying patterns, but like the critics say, if the ideas require too much patching up to be workable, then they aren’t of much use. We understand biology in good detail and “metabolic ecology” might put too much emphasis on rules. Take your pick: fallacy of everything-is-the-same-whole or fallacy of every-thing-is-a-different-kind.

Flashback: Japanese Interpretation of Aglio Olio

One of my favorite Italian Dishes is your pasta aglio olio. It consists of pasta (usually spaghetti), olive oil, garlic and vegetables. Here is a cell phone shot of an Italian Restaurant in Japan’s interpretation of the dish. Note the Japanese, rather than Italian, assortment of vegetables.

ある好きなイタリア料理は「アグリオ・オリオ」と言うパスタだ。パスタとオリーブ油とニンニクと野菜で作る。こっち、日本のレストランのアグリオ・オリオの写真だよ。日本の野菜で作ったね。

Japanese Pasta Aglio Olio

Standing on the Shoulders of 1st graders

You are not standing on the shoulders of giants, Messrs. Newton. No, you are a midget standing on the shoulders of another midget standing on the shoulders of another midget and so on.. all the way back to the first half-wit that thought it made sense to beat rocks together and make sparks. (We’re all links in a chain. Promote yoursef, Mr. Scientist! Or get lost in history.)

Among Primates…

Human males have, by far, the biggest dicks. But consider this.. We have the biggest head size at birth, too. If we had little ape wieners, we couldn’t pleasure our freaky big-brained alien baby having women.

Yahoo! Avatars

Yahoo Avatars, aka e-transvestite, is addictive! I just wish they had more clothing options. There is also the Japanese equivalent at avatar.yahoo.co.jp, which is totally different and includes many clothing options one must pay for….

The Deepest Night: A Yuletide Tale

(reprinted with permission, thanks to Dan Ralph Miller)

On the deepest night a frigid breeze
blows beneath the stars,
As whirling wisps weave winter-elves
across the ice-bound lake,
Half a moon spills brightness on
the snow clad forest floor,
Heaven's helmet wheels wide on
Tiwar's mighty axle-tree.

Grey owl ogles from her skyward seat
in a naked oak,
the hoary hare stops high on his haunches
to whiff the wind,
And the lynx which lays in wait for it
soon forgets its longing,
as rim of heaven rumbles with
the roar a reindeer riot.

Bursting quickly from the brush
quickened quails fly,
Raucous cries arise as creatures
before their time arouse,
And when the thunder threatens
open the heavens to crack,
the din declines and the winter woods
wend back to a peerless quiet.

Swiftly storming swart-clouds
overwhelm the moon,
and the wary wolves wail warnings
from hill to snowy hill,
The forest wights lay low
as even the owl squints to see,
As a frightful flurry whips snow aloft
an icy death of a fog.

Weird and woeful wailings wax into a
harrowing host of howls,
Roar the hooves of a hundred reindeer
rounding the river ice,
At once every snow-flake sent aloft
falls quietly back to earth,
And moonlight stills the air again as if
even the moment is frozen.

A wight now stands in man-like shape with a cloak of grey
and a wide brim hat ,
White-bear fur boots lashed to the knee, with a coat of gold
and a vest of green.
Wind-driven wild are his white hair and beard, with one eye
the summer sky as blue,
and the other as dark as midnight's well, and wise old
hands that a tale would tell.

And when he whistles a simple tune,
from the woods a gaggle of elves emerge,
thirteen in all, both swarthy and bright,
some are quite short and others his height,
"There beyond the beaver dam,
lies a farm where a humble kindred stays,
This year their harvest was hit with blight,
and they've not an apple this Yuletide night"

"You are elves of wide renown,
known for your crafts the nine worlds over,
Surely we can, between us, dream,
of gifts for this family so deserving,
Let them feast like lords the yuletide through,
and send elk for their hunters after this moon.
Let the gifts be at their doorstep,
before the man in the moon tallies up midnight!"

At midnight the man of the house hears a knocking,
and goes to the door-sill to see who comes calling,
He heaves high the door on its iron hinges and is greeted
with a snow-blast that sends him back reeling,
Now he can see on the step there are footprints,
and a big velvet sack had there been forgotten.

He calls for his wife, as if guests she's expecting, she says
"No, but close the damn door if you're pleasing,"
So he hoists up the package and slams shut the door,
and lays it all out on the floor by the fire.
A gold table cloth. A large old drinking horn.
A needle and thread. And a loaf of old pan bread.
"This is all fine and dandy, but where is the cheese?
I was kind of expecting at least something to eat."

His wife is abacked by his words,
"Hush now and don't be quite so uncouth!
Give thanks that somebody left us a gift,
though it may not be what you wanted...
Go and ready yourself for the bed now,
tomorrow you have a long day of hunting,
Don't sully your luck for the hunt by complaining,
we shouldn't go hungry on yuletide."

But when they turn and look back, the cloth
is bedecked with the finest feast an eye can see.
And honey mead pours from the horn
and try as you might it cannot be emptied,
And needle and thread has sewn for them
each a new tunic and slack,
And the old pan-bread has doubled and tripled
enough for a many day hunt.

"By the gods!" he exclaims, "we have been
blessed indeed on this cold Yuletide Eve!
Get the children from bed and fetch cat and dog,
this calls on the spot for a yuletide blot!"
"A gift for a gift" she agrees with a smile,
and gathers the kindred around,
when tucked away between the plates
she sees a wise old wooden whistle.

To her lips once touched comes a mindful tune,
whistled as if by magic,
which catches the ear of Old Man Yule
and his throng of thirteen elves,
He smiles and laughs before turning his cloak,
whipping up a storm of snow,
And soon is gone like a sudden storm,
leaving the owl again to ogle the mouse.

~ ~ ~
By Dan Ralph Miller, Yule, 2004ce

JLPT

昨日、JLPT3級をテストした。よい点を取ると思う。お父さんがいつも「なんで日本に行って、日本の会社で働かない?したくなければ、なんで日本語を習いたい?」と言ってる。僕は言語が好きで、日本の文化が好きだから。人生にたくさん言語を習いたい。あんまり日本の会社で働きたくないけど。日本の会社はやくざみたい。やだよ。

Yesterday, I took the level 3 JLPT (Japanese Language proficiency Test). I think I did very well. My father always says “Why don’t you want to go to Japan and work for a Japanese company? If you don’t want to do that, why do you want to learn Japanese?” It’s because I like languages and Japanese culture. I want to learn many languages in my lifetime. But I don’t want to work for a Japanese company. Japanese companies are scarcely different from the Yakuza in their vertical structure. Ick.

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