Monthly Archives: December 2007

New Year’s Resolutions

Simple. Just 3. And if I don’t make all 3 of these, y’all can flog me. Serious Live in either Santa Barbara, San Luis, Ventura or Kobe. Have a steady stream of good income (actual amount/month held private, but it’s … Continue reading

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Bhutto Assassinated

Bhutto’s body flown home – CNN.com Some Islamicist coward suicide bombed her. Nice. This could only mean good things for everyone!

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新年約束

英語のバージョンがもうすぐ。 1。お金持ちになる。俺もちろん出来る。ちゃんと1月にいくらかは秘密だよ。人生の目的はお金じゃなくて、人類のためにいい事をする。有名な発明家になりたい。けど、まずお金持ちになる。へへへ 2。優しいガールフレンドを見つける。前のEと言う彼女が意地悪で、遠すぎた!小さくて可愛いタイプが好き。黒髪が好き。日本人とか韓国人の女の子がめっちゃ可愛い!けど、もちろんどの人種でもいい。メキシコ人女と白人女も時々可愛い。ハーフもいい。一番大切の事は可愛さじゃなくて、キャラクターだ。一緒にがんばる女。自分の気持ちを隠れない女。頭がいい女。 3。 いい海の近くの所で住む。サンルイかサンタバーバラがいい! これは来年の目的。

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My Idea – The Analogy Machine

Generic ideas. Idea templates. Not out of the box complete ideas, but rather generic concepts, taken from a wide variety of fields such as philosophy, the sciences, business, etc, stripped of specifics (though a book on this would give them … Continue reading

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クリスマスの歴史

世界にアメリカの文化のクリスマス祝日が有名です。けど、人があんまり歴史のことが分かりません。けど、本当に面白いですよ! クリスマスの本来の意味はイエスの誕生日じゃありませんでした。本当にだれもイエスの誕生日がいつだったか知りません。けど、ほかの昔の宗教のミトラ教のミトラの誕生日は12月の25日でした。400年ぐらい、キリスト教の教会が初めてクリスマスの式を出ていました。ミトラ教を真似ましたね! 後は北のヨーロッパがキリスト教化されていた時、人々がとにかくペーガンの祝日のユールを祝ってた。神父とかが怒ったけど、止められなかった。だから、その祝日をイエス化しました。だから、クリスマスは今でも、いろんなヨーロッパのペーガンのものがあります。

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Merry Christmas! (2 bulletins I posted on MySpace)

Have your sacrifice to Freyr (Christmas Ham), make love-play under the sperm-dew plant (Mistletoe, this one’s kinda a stretch), light your piece of Yggdrasil (Great Ashen Fagot, only slightly a stretch), leave gifts for Odin and his 8-legged horse, slepnir … Continue reading

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Splitting gone awry

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Not one but ‘six giraffe species’ Apparently, molecular evidence suggests that Giraffes are really 6 different species, not 1. Even though their ranges cross, there seems to be no interbreeding. That would seem to mean … Continue reading

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おばさん

最近いろんなおばさんにナンパされていた。すっごい怖い。なんで??俺の顔が親父っぽいから?毛深いから? いい若い子が欲しい。。。milf欲しくない。へへへ 昔の彼女のEはきれいだったけど、遠すぎて、意地悪だった。

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Type runes on your Mac

I finally got around to making a Mac OS X keyboard to let you type Futhorc. I don’t know why I waited until just now (probably because it’s not important?), but it was really easy since they even have a … Continue reading

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Create iCalendar Files in PHP

I whipped up a php class today to generate iCalendar files. I noticed halfway through making it that there are others (more like other, just iCalcreator). Mine focuses on just being really simple and so far, its output parses in … Continue reading

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asymtote of ages

As time approaches infinity, Heaven approaches Hell. (at least Pure Land Buddhism lets you quite when you get bored)

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Caveman vs. Liberal (part 1)

Meet an unfrozen (non-lawyer) caveman, Ug and a liberal, Uwe. Uwe: We must protect that helpless seal from those evil poachers! Ug: Seal delicious. But kill too many and Earth-Mother kill poacher. (after a pause, then a wry smile) Uwe: … Continue reading

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B-C flier

Here’s the latest band-collab.net flier.

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How to Learn Japanese

People ask me how I get so good at Japanese, even though I’ve never lived there. Well, the short answer is I had a Japanese girlfriend, but that’s not the whole story. Here is how you learn Japanese. It’s not … Continue reading

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A Shared Pre-Christian Past? (on Finland and Greenland)

A Shared Pre-Christian Past? – By Edward Dutton Here is a paper that seeks to find commonalities in the pre-Christian religiosity of Finland and Greenland, by comparing baptism ceremonies between Finnish and Greenlandic Lutheranism. Both point to a pagan (and, … Continue reading

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