Meet an unfrozen (non-lawyer) caveman, Ug and a liberal, Uwe.
Uwe: We must protect that helpless seal from those evil poachers!
Ug: Seal delicious. But kill too many and Earth-Mother kill poacher.
(after a pause, then a wry smile)
Uwe: Yeah, I hope they get what’s coming to them.
Ug: Ug kill Uwe for saying stupid thing!
Uwe: No, you’re a peaceful, nature-loving people!
Ug: Yes, Ug feed Uwe to Earth-Mother.
Uwe: Yeah, see, that contradicts the “peaceful” part.
Ug: What that?
Uwe: You know, pacifism? Turn your other cheek when you get slapped?
Ug: I slap fox, fox bite. I slap bear, bear maul. I slap worm, worm burrow in soil.
Ug appears giddy
Ug: What creature learn you that?
Uwe: Jesus, but I only follow his secu-
Ug interrupts…
Ug: Where Jeezus? Ug hunt! Ug hunt! No-run-away-beast gift from Earth-Mother!
(to be continued…)
Tags: atavism, cavemen, earth mother, nature worship, Plthwih Mhter