Simple. Just 3. And if I don’t make all 3 of these, y’all can flog me. Serious

1. Live in either Santa Barbara, San Luis, Ventura or Kobe.
2. Have a steady stream of good income (actual amount/month held private, but it’s high, oh yeah)
3. Have a successful relationship with a human female.. that lasts through next New Years and beyond! If she’s a geek like me, that is a plus, but certainly not a requirement! Geekiness has a male-female gender disparity of at least 4:1.