10k..

Took me a whole hour! I’m out of shape. I’m going to drop that down to at least 40-50 minutes by training a little harder and dropping a little weight. Before, when I was jogging every single weekday, I could get 22 minute 5ks. It was my first 10k, so I also didn’t really pace myself very well.

“No Offense But…”

Don’t you hate that phrase? It’s usually what people say before they say something incredibly offensive. What they really mean when they say it is “this is going to make you become so enraged and I want to watch it and I like to be ironic in saying no offense! yessssss.” I enjoy saying it before phrases like “you smell like gorilla’s arsehole” or “you’re not going anywhere, everything in your life sucks entirely because you suck and I hate you. Furthermore, you smell like a gorilla’s asshole”

Anyway, this has nothing to do with Miss California. I really don’t care what a beauty pageant’s political opinion is, nor which oversensitive makeup artist(s) she offended by expressing an opinion that is, though evil, hardly unusual. It’s not like she claimed that Italian Jews (pizza-bagels) have a secret plot to keep Americans fat (well, everyone believes it, but no one is crazy enough to actually go out and say it).