Fuck you Montrose, Canada! How dare you make me have to type “, usa” @ the end of my goog maps requests!

prob w/ genetic programming – God didn’t say “life, make me a flower!” He said “exist! failure to do so will be punished with nonexistence!”

http://tinyurl.com/lo5ovum How to get universal health care – fine families for not having it! *slaps forehead*

Ah, electricity/utilities – the only product for which you get a reverse-volume discount

…also, think of all the raccoons, bears and deer (and cougars and coyotes) that were burnt alive…

http://tinyurl.com/l9ufpn Very sad.. The whole reason I moved here was to be “in LA” but still close to the woods, but now it’s all charcoal