Caveman vs. Liberal (part 1)

Meet an unfrozen (non-lawyer) caveman, Ug and a liberal, Uwe.

Uwe: We must protect that helpless seal from those evil poachers!

Ug: Seal delicious. But kill too many and Earth-Mother kill poacher.

(after a pause, then a wry smile)
Uwe: Yeah, I hope they get what’s coming to them.

Ug: Ug kill Uwe for saying stupid thing!

Uwe: No, you’re a peaceful, nature-loving people!

Ug: Yes, Ug feed Uwe to Earth-Mother.

Uwe: Yeah, see, that contradicts the “peaceful” part.

Ug: What that?

Uwe: You know, pacifism? Turn your other cheek when you get slapped?

Ug: I slap fox, fox bite. I slap bear, bear maul. I slap worm, worm burrow in soil.
Ug appears giddy
Ug: What creature learn you that?

Uwe: Jesus, but I only follow his secu-

Ug interrupts…

Ug: Where Jeezus? Ug hunt! Ug hunt! No-run-away-beast gift from Earth-Mother!

(to be continued…)

A Shared Pre-Christian Past? (on Finland and Greenland)

A Shared Pre-Christian Past? – By Edward Dutton

Here is a paper that seeks to find commonalities in the pre-Christian religiosity of Finland and Greenland, by comparing baptism ceremonies between Finnish and Greenlandic Lutheranism. Both point to a pagan (and, in the case of Greenland, still persisting) belief in a “name spirit”. The article makes the point that those two religions, being Shamanistic (from a society that is more primitive hunter/gatherer and not highly socially stratified) share more in common with each other than Finnish paganism did with Norse paganism, at least that from the late pre-Christian era. Continue reading

Music is in our genes : Nature News

Music is in our genes : Nature News

Here is an interesting article on Nature. It’s a study that show a correlation between genetics and singing patterns in African tribes. This reminds me of how me and my dad would joke that we’re good at drumming because of our Afro roots (there are unverified, yet plausible family legends of Sub-Saharan African ancestry on the English side of the family).

The study used an arbitrary set of ways to measure singing patters, such as presence of yodeling, pitch, etc and looks at correlations with geography and with genetics. The strongest relationship was with genetics. Of course, this doesn’t rule out the possibility that culture passed down generations can be more powerful than influence from neighboring tribes especially given that people move around a lot, so it would only add up to noise.

Now, if a child adopted from another tribe had difficulty with his or her host family’s singing style (unlikely, though it was a good gag in The Jerk), this might give credence to the notion that “Music is in our genes” and even to the absurd racialist notion that culture is burnt onto the EEPROM, not installed on the hard drive. That being said, it’s not too far-fetched to think that people who’s ancestors were in tribes that placed greater importance on music in ritual would, on average, have more innate musical talents. The musical sense in general is universal and that would mean that we’ve been doing this stuff as long as, or even before, we were human.

Unfortunately, since it’s been long enough, you need a subscription to Nature to read the article now, but it was free when I read it.

What is Worldview?

Envision a line out of rocks.. This is the world, the laws of physics, of psychology, of anatomy… It is the shape of a lake, or a fjord or a fog..

Then see another line. It is glowing and almost geometric… it almost approximates kinda the first line….. Where it is closer to the center than the rock line, it is a taboo, and where it goes out beyond, it is magick… the land where ladies come back as lilies for their lover…

Ignorance keeps the glowing shape simple,
and wishful thinking keeps it beautiful

Asimov and Animism

I had an idea yesterday when scrambling to make sure I didn’t lose any Mexican jumping beans from a bag I spilled. I was concerned about their safety even more than my future ability to hassle these clicking owl-heads. And lord knows I like to hassle those who can’t fight back! (just ask my baby half-brother, mwa-ha-ha)

Here’s the idea: in I, Robot, there was talk about how some little girl was treating ill her robot. She told him to do all sorts of things without considering the bot’s robo-feelings. Though there were no direct ill consequences of this (the robots are programmed to enjoy this!), the idea was that she would learn to treat other humans the same way. So, what’s the consequence of us treating objects as mere objects?

Traditional cultures had/have a worldview in which everything is alive and in which other animals are our (humanity’s) brothers and sisters. Even things that weren’t strictly living had spirits (like rocks, rivers, etc.) Is our seeing of this as all false inadvertently making us just a little less civil, a little more cold in our dealings with other people?

Smutty MySpace ads and transferrence

Okay, transferrence isn’t the right word, but I don’t know what is. So, on MySpace, they have these ads for this datings site (dating site: places where you can find desperate fat chicks to be your virtual “girlfriend” and it amounting only to cyber-sex and imaginary things) but the actual appearance of the ads suggest porn site (porn site: place for desperate fat guys to have cyber-sex w/ themselves).

I see this and wonder how the ads even work? Guys must look at that and think “no, there is no girl on that site that looks like that“. All I can think is they must also be thinking “I need to find a girl to screw while thinking of that girl”. Oh yeah, observe:

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Merry Yule!

Tonight is the longest night of the year! It is the Winter Solstice of the Northern Hemisphere, Dong Zhi on the Chinese Calendar. Yule was, and is the winter celebration for pagans and heathens (that is, goons that live in the countryside and goons that live in heaths, respectively). In ancient Persia, Yalda was the celebration of the sun-god, Mithra.

Today, Persians still celebrate Yalda, sans the Allah-angering sun god reference. Christians also stole Yule and mislabled it to be Jesus’ birthday. The true meaning of Christmas isn’t Christian but human – reconnecting with families, celebrating the season and getting fat.

この季節は世の中たくさんのホリデーがある季節である。アメリカにキリスト教徒はよく「本当のクリスマスの意味を忘れないで」と言ってる。でも、本当の意味はキリストの誕生日じゃなくて、家族と休みホリデーだよ。本当にイエスの誕生日は多分1月にある。昔はヨーロッパの北で、よく「Yule」と言うホリデーを多神教が出ていた。キリスト教徒はそのホリデーを盗んだ。今、トールとかオディンを信じる人が続いてそのホリデーを出ている。

Eccentricity

How do you avoid being compared to others? How do you avoid just being another person, slightly more intelligent than some and less than others? You are a commodity and you must sell your self the same as one would a commodity. And product differentiation in its sublimest form is eccentricity.

The Deepest Night: A Yuletide Tale

(reprinted with permission, thanks to Dan Ralph Miller)

On the deepest night a frigid breeze
blows beneath the stars,
As whirling wisps weave winter-elves
across the ice-bound lake,
Half a moon spills brightness on
the snow clad forest floor,
Heaven's helmet wheels wide on
Tiwar's mighty axle-tree.

Grey owl ogles from her skyward seat
in a naked oak,
the hoary hare stops high on his haunches
to whiff the wind,
And the lynx which lays in wait for it
soon forgets its longing,
as rim of heaven rumbles with
the roar a reindeer riot.

Bursting quickly from the brush
quickened quails fly,
Raucous cries arise as creatures
before their time arouse,
And when the thunder threatens
open the heavens to crack,
the din declines and the winter woods
wend back to a peerless quiet.

Swiftly storming swart-clouds
overwhelm the moon,
and the wary wolves wail warnings
from hill to snowy hill,
The forest wights lay low
as even the owl squints to see,
As a frightful flurry whips snow aloft
an icy death of a fog.

Weird and woeful wailings wax into a
harrowing host of howls,
Roar the hooves of a hundred reindeer
rounding the river ice,
At once every snow-flake sent aloft
falls quietly back to earth,
And moonlight stills the air again as if
even the moment is frozen.

A wight now stands in man-like shape with a cloak of grey
and a wide brim hat ,
White-bear fur boots lashed to the knee, with a coat of gold
and a vest of green.
Wind-driven wild are his white hair and beard, with one eye
the summer sky as blue,
and the other as dark as midnight's well, and wise old
hands that a tale would tell.

And when he whistles a simple tune,
from the woods a gaggle of elves emerge,
thirteen in all, both swarthy and bright,
some are quite short and others his height,
"There beyond the beaver dam,
lies a farm where a humble kindred stays,
This year their harvest was hit with blight,
and they've not an apple this Yuletide night"

"You are elves of wide renown,
known for your crafts the nine worlds over,
Surely we can, between us, dream,
of gifts for this family so deserving,
Let them feast like lords the yuletide through,
and send elk for their hunters after this moon.
Let the gifts be at their doorstep,
before the man in the moon tallies up midnight!"

At midnight the man of the house hears a knocking,
and goes to the door-sill to see who comes calling,
He heaves high the door on its iron hinges and is greeted
with a snow-blast that sends him back reeling,
Now he can see on the step there are footprints,
and a big velvet sack had there been forgotten.

He calls for his wife, as if guests she's expecting, she says
"No, but close the damn door if you're pleasing,"
So he hoists up the package and slams shut the door,
and lays it all out on the floor by the fire.
A gold table cloth. A large old drinking horn.
A needle and thread. And a loaf of old pan bread.
"This is all fine and dandy, but where is the cheese?
I was kind of expecting at least something to eat."

His wife is abacked by his words,
"Hush now and don't be quite so uncouth!
Give thanks that somebody left us a gift,
though it may not be what you wanted...
Go and ready yourself for the bed now,
tomorrow you have a long day of hunting,
Don't sully your luck for the hunt by complaining,
we shouldn't go hungry on yuletide."

But when they turn and look back, the cloth
is bedecked with the finest feast an eye can see.
And honey mead pours from the horn
and try as you might it cannot be emptied,
And needle and thread has sewn for them
each a new tunic and slack,
And the old pan-bread has doubled and tripled
enough for a many day hunt.

"By the gods!" he exclaims, "we have been
blessed indeed on this cold Yuletide Eve!
Get the children from bed and fetch cat and dog,
this calls on the spot for a yuletide blot!"
"A gift for a gift" she agrees with a smile,
and gathers the kindred around,
when tucked away between the plates
she sees a wise old wooden whistle.

To her lips once touched comes a mindful tune,
whistled as if by magic,
which catches the ear of Old Man Yule
and his throng of thirteen elves,
He smiles and laughs before turning his cloak,
whipping up a storm of snow,
And soon is gone like a sudden storm,
leaving the owl again to ogle the mouse.

~ ~ ~
By Dan Ralph Miller, Yule, 2004ce

Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day

Some would have you believe that it’s wrong to compare statistically the average intelligences of different “ethnic” groups – because it might cause racism. But I can’t imagine White people being racist against Blacks because they think they aren’t quite as smart. Now, if they statistically demonstrated that Blacks have bigger schlangs, that would cause much anti-Black racism. My point obviously being that hatred is the result of jealousy and phear.

music

Those who want “religion” to have a bigger part in peoples’ lives, those who want to “save” their “religion” from extinction do not understand religion at all! The culture war between the little-endians (secularists) and the big-endians (evangelists) has absofuckinglutelynil to do with religion! Those who say people should believe do not understand mystery – in fact, they try to destroy it and science. If only everyone would open their eyes, they would see that religion is alive and well in its last refuge – music.

Obvious Guy sez: "we’re still evolving"

Our brains are still evolving. The linked to article refers to recent genes found that regulate brain size. One gene rose around the time religion and agriculture appeared – very recently. Brain size is correlated with intelligence (with some exceptions), so these genes might explain ethnic differences in average intelligence.. But the bigger story is that we are all becoming smarter.

The ironic twist here is much of the human species might’ve became smarter to outmaneuver, outwit and kill foes. Our intelligence may bring us beyond the ancient fallacies that gave rise to it in the first place such as tribal hatred and racism. Nah, wishful thinking.