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Caveman vs. Liberal (part 1)
Meet an unfrozen (non-lawyer) caveman, Ug and a liberal, Uwe.
Uwe: We must protect that helpless seal from those evil poachers!
Ug: Seal delicious. But kill too many and Earth-Mother kill poacher.
(after a pause, then a wry smile)
Uwe: Yeah, I hope they get what’s coming to them.
Ug: Ug kill Uwe for saying stupid thing!
Uwe: No, you’re a peaceful, nature-loving people!
Ug: Yes, Ug feed Uwe to Earth-Mother.
Uwe: Yeah, see, that contradicts the “peaceful” part.
Ug: What that?
Uwe: You know, pacifism? Turn your other cheek when you get slapped?
Ug: I slap fox, fox bite. I slap bear, bear maul. I slap worm, worm burrow in soil.
Ug appears giddy
Ug: What creature learn you that?
Uwe: Jesus, but I only follow his secu-
Ug interrupts…
Ug: Where Jeezus? Ug hunt! Ug hunt! No-run-away-beast gift from Earth-Mother!
(to be continued…)
A Shared Pre-Christian Past? (on Finland and Greenland)
A Shared Pre-Christian Past? – By Edward Dutton
Here is a paper that seeks to find commonalities in the pre-Christian religiosity of Finland and Greenland, by comparing baptism ceremonies between Finnish and Greenlandic Lutheranism. Both point to a pagan (and, in the case of Greenland, still persisting) belief in a “name spirit”. The article makes the point that those two religions, being Shamanistic (from a society that is more primitive hunter/gatherer and not highly socially stratified) share more in common with each other than Finnish paganism did with Norse paganism, at least that from the late pre-Christian era. Continue reading
What is Worldview?
Envision a line out of rocks.. This is the world, the laws of physics, of psychology, of anatomy… It is the shape of a lake, or a fjord or a fog..
Then see another line. It is glowing and almost geometric… it almost approximates kinda the first line….. Where it is closer to the center than the rock line, it is a taboo, and where it goes out beyond, it is magick… the land where ladies come back as lilies for their lover…
…
Ignorance keeps the glowing shape simple,
and wishful thinking keeps it beautiful
Asimov and Animism
I had an idea yesterday when scrambling to make sure I didn’t lose any Mexican jumping beans from a bag I spilled. I was concerned about their safety even more than my future ability to hassle these clicking owl-heads. And lord knows I like to hassle those who can’t fight back! (just ask my baby half-brother, mwa-ha-ha)
Here’s the idea: in I, Robot, there was talk about how some little girl was treating ill her robot. She told him to do all sorts of things without considering the bot’s robo-feelings. Though there were no direct ill consequences of this (the robots are programmed to enjoy this!), the idea was that she would learn to treat other humans the same way. So, what’s the consequence of us treating objects as mere objects?
Traditional cultures had/have a worldview in which everything is alive and in which other animals are our (humanity’s) brothers and sisters. Even things that weren’t strictly living had spirits (like rocks, rivers, etc.) Is our seeing of this as all false inadvertently making us just a little less civil, a little more cold in our dealings with other people?
Merry Yule!
Tonight is the longest night of the year! It is the Winter Solstice of the Northern Hemisphere, Dong Zhi on the Chinese Calendar. Yule was, and is the winter celebration for pagans and heathens (that is, goons that live in the countryside and goons that live in heaths, respectively). In ancient Persia, Yalda was the celebration of the sun-god, Mithra.
Today, Persians still celebrate Yalda, sans the Allah-angering sun god reference. Christians also stole Yule and mislabled it to be Jesus’ birthday. The true meaning of Christmas isn’t Christian but human – reconnecting with families, celebrating the season and getting fat.
この季節は世の中たくさんのホリデーがある季節である。アメリカにキリスト教徒はよく「本当のクリスマスの意味を忘れないで」と言ってる。でも、本当の意味はキリストの誕生日じゃなくて、家族と休みホリデーだよ。本当にイエスの誕生日は多分1月にある。昔はヨーロッパの北で、よく「Yule」と言うホリデーを多神教が出ていた。キリスト教徒はそのホリデーを盗んだ。今、トールとかオディンを信じる人が続いてそのホリデーを出ている。
The Deepest Night: A Yuletide Tale
(reprinted with permission, thanks to Dan Ralph Miller)
On the deepest night a frigid breeze blows beneath the stars, As whirling wisps weave winter-elves across the ice-bound lake, Half a moon spills brightness on the snow clad forest floor, Heaven's helmet wheels wide on Tiwar's mighty axle-tree. Grey owl ogles from her skyward seat in a naked oak, the hoary hare stops high on his haunches to whiff the wind, And the lynx which lays in wait for it soon forgets its longing, as rim of heaven rumbles with the roar a reindeer riot. Bursting quickly from the brush quickened quails fly, Raucous cries arise as creatures before their time arouse, And when the thunder threatens open the heavens to crack, the din declines and the winter woods wend back to a peerless quiet. Swiftly storming swart-clouds overwhelm the moon, and the wary wolves wail warnings from hill to snowy hill, The forest wights lay low as even the owl squints to see, As a frightful flurry whips snow aloft an icy death of a fog. Weird and woeful wailings wax into a harrowing host of howls, Roar the hooves of a hundred reindeer rounding the river ice, At once every snow-flake sent aloft falls quietly back to earth, And moonlight stills the air again as if even the moment is frozen. A wight now stands in man-like shape with a cloak of grey and a wide brim hat , White-bear fur boots lashed to the knee, with a coat of gold and a vest of green. Wind-driven wild are his white hair and beard, with one eye the summer sky as blue, and the other as dark as midnight's well, and wise old hands that a tale would tell. And when he whistles a simple tune, from the woods a gaggle of elves emerge, thirteen in all, both swarthy and bright, some are quite short and others his height, "There beyond the beaver dam, lies a farm where a humble kindred stays, This year their harvest was hit with blight, and they've not an apple this Yuletide night" "You are elves of wide renown, known for your crafts the nine worlds over, Surely we can, between us, dream, of gifts for this family so deserving, Let them feast like lords the yuletide through, and send elk for their hunters after this moon. Let the gifts be at their doorstep, before the man in the moon tallies up midnight!" At midnight the man of the house hears a knocking, and goes to the door-sill to see who comes calling, He heaves high the door on its iron hinges and is greeted with a snow-blast that sends him back reeling, Now he can see on the step there are footprints, and a big velvet sack had there been forgotten. He calls for his wife, as if guests she's expecting, she says "No, but close the damn door if you're pleasing," So he hoists up the package and slams shut the door, and lays it all out on the floor by the fire. A gold table cloth. A large old drinking horn. A needle and thread. And a loaf of old pan bread. "This is all fine and dandy, but where is the cheese? I was kind of expecting at least something to eat." His wife is abacked by his words, "Hush now and don't be quite so uncouth! Give thanks that somebody left us a gift, though it may not be what you wanted... Go and ready yourself for the bed now, tomorrow you have a long day of hunting, Don't sully your luck for the hunt by complaining, we shouldn't go hungry on yuletide." But when they turn and look back, the cloth is bedecked with the finest feast an eye can see. And honey mead pours from the horn and try as you might it cannot be emptied, And needle and thread has sewn for them each a new tunic and slack, And the old pan-bread has doubled and tripled enough for a many day hunt. "By the gods!" he exclaims, "we have been blessed indeed on this cold Yuletide Eve! Get the children from bed and fetch cat and dog, this calls on the spot for a yuletide blot!" "A gift for a gift" she agrees with a smile, and gathers the kindred around, when tucked away between the plates she sees a wise old wooden whistle. To her lips once touched comes a mindful tune, whistled as if by magic, which catches the ear of Old Man Yule and his throng of thirteen elves, He smiles and laughs before turning his cloak, whipping up a storm of snow, And soon is gone like a sudden storm, leaving the owl again to ogle the mouse. ~ ~ ~ By Dan Ralph Miller, Yule, 2004ce
music
Those who want “religion” to have a bigger part in peoples’ lives, those who want to “save” their “religion” from extinction do not understand religion at all! The culture war between the little-endians (secularists) and the big-endians (evangelists) has absofuckinglutelynil to do with religion! Those who say people should believe do not understand mystery – in fact, they try to destroy it and science. If only everyone would open their eyes, they would see that religion is alive and well in its last refuge – music.
I’m to tired to explain this right now
I’m also too tired to make sure this makes sense (what’s my excuse the rest of the time?)

You can quote me on this
This is one of those annoying things I say a lot. Here it is for the record, if you want to quote me word for word:
“If I were an islander and some missionary came to make me stop worshipping my gods and worship his White man god instead, I’d be eating long pig!”
-Thomas J. Webb
Samuelson
A major influence of mine is an immigrant Swede, John Samuelson that moved into the middle of the desert. To this day, the man’s incorrectly spelled musings can be found carved in rock (I shall not tell you where). Do you not see in the quotes below that he is cut from the same cloth as John Muir?
The rock of Faiht and Truht
Nature is God
The Key to Life is Contact
Evolution is the Mother and Father of Mankind
Without them We Be Nothing-John Samuelson
Mother Time
Neither wealth laws nor armv’s can stop the human mind
from creating new or improve upon the present day religion and government
Water is soft only hard in the chemicals
But with time the ocean can grind the hardest granite to a powdered sand
So with time will the human race grind
out its own destinys
regardless of the opposition or party in power.-John Samuelson
Untamed Wilds
Untamed Wilds
I lay
immobilized
another day
I have heard the eerie, joyous yelps of coyotes one last night
I’m weak
I have only to stop breathing for a second
To see the wood’s dark heart,
where the tiny beasts shall feast on my soul
and return it to the soil
and I shall live again among the oaks
I live off centipedes and elderberries
and the nights are fast becoming wicked cold
I can’t let the woods claim me back
As long,
as those fuckers are still alive
Copyright (C) 2005 Thomas Webb and The Happy Buttons.
The English garden mentality… is Wrong!
Man makes things that start out pristine and then decay. Nature makes things that become progressively hardier.
人類はまず完全で、けっきょく壊している物を作る。自然はこつこつ強くなる物を作る。(たとえば生態系)