Category Archives: funny

Is O.J. Simpson the Victim of Brain Damage?

Study Indicates Higher Rate of Dementia in Former N.F.L. Players – NYTimes.com One of the first things I thought upon seeing this is, oh shit, OJ probably went crazy from too many concussions. People often forget the obvious fact that … Continue reading

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I know I’m an animist…

because I slow down when I know an empty cop car is coming up

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The Simpsons

On the episode that talks about when Homer was in the Bee Sharps, I could have sworn that he said to Bart, “What did I say about swearing like a 19th century shoe black?” or something along those lines. But … Continue reading

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Analogy Machine Example #2

With infinite possibilities, seemingly bothersome restrictions may not make any difference.. it may even demoralize to loosen restrictions or “burn family pictures to keep the house warm” when one could deem them absolutely inflammable and magically manage to find other … Continue reading

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Hilarity…

“When his mother started going through menopause, his dad’s garage became like the Winchester House.”

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Spring Haiku (春の俳句)

Spring Haiku The air smells of pine The grey squirrels are fucking It shall rain again 春の俳句 松匂い リスがやってる 雨ふりそう (okay, I just wanted to post this picture of two squirrels going at it I took… look!)

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The Ethic of Stinge [sic]

Wise men sing, the praise of largess, As do kind men say, but surely they jest! I can only save one bloated African, I durst not save the unattractive one! In my day, I have only so much time, Woe … Continue reading

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Gay Communist Gun Club

Gay Communist Gun Club Good SNL skit.. and has relevance to my earlier post on the true political parties. Are the main political parties gay communist gun clubs? Indeed…

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asymtote of ages

As time approaches infinity, Heaven approaches Hell. (at least Pure Land Buddhism lets you quite when you get bored)

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Caveman vs. Liberal (part 1)

Meet an unfrozen (non-lawyer) caveman, Ug and a liberal, Uwe. Uwe: We must protect that helpless seal from those evil poachers! Ug: Seal delicious. But kill too many and Earth-Mother kill poacher. (after a pause, then a wry smile) Uwe: … Continue reading

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The difference between evangelists and fundamentalists

I know many outside the “faith” community are insensitive and fail to differentiate evangelists and fundamentalists, lumping them together as some sort of boogie men. Well, let me set the record straight, they are different. We faithless people are insensitive, … Continue reading

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Borat…

Portrays Kazakhs as looking rather white/middle-eastern when their appearance tends more towards the asiatic side of their gene pool. However, most Kazakh citizens are Russian ethnicity, rather than Kazakh. Anyway, please don’t think that Borat is accurate at all. Good … Continue reading

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Headline from the future…

.corn domain created for spammers and phishers.

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It’s not a soquid, idiots..

It’s an amorphous solid.

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Protest Season

Ah, the weather is nice outside. Let’s find a cause and protest.

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