It’s so lovely to see witty people like this turn politics upside down. If you want to be a comic, study logic (like Steve [Martin,Colbert]).
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DISCOVERY INSTITUTE SCIENTIST ACCIDENTALLY PROVES GOD DOESN’T EXIST. KILLS SELF.
Sweet 16
I feel old since I’m turning 23 but that’s 17 in hexadecimal, so I’m not that bad off…
ばかな山レスラーモンスター
Millihelen
Fortune is so freaking hilarious. This is a quote I got this morning:
Millihelen, adj:
The amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
So, I’m gonna measure girls in millihelens as soon as I can configure the conversion from millishlangs.
おかしい話
昨日、結婚を出た。昔は、「サラ」と言って、結婚した友達が大好きだった。昨日、サラを見るとドキドキしてちゃった。高校生の時、良くサラの事の夢を見ていた。
高校生の時、サラをおこってから、サラとポールと言う人が恋人になった。その時あと、僕とサラが話すのを止めた。でも、一年ぐらい前、続いて話してる。今、友達だけだけど、長い間前は気があった。本当に僕とポールも友達になった。
..But it is so written in the Eddas!
This is pretty hilarious. Science vs. Norse Mythology. Why should it just be Xians that try to push their religion into classrooms?
remember..
“It doesn’t matter how smart you are or how much you accomplish, there will always be an 11-year old asian girl who’s better than you’ll ever be”
Q’t me!
he who doesn’t kill himself today,
lives to kill himself another day,
(and in a more interesting way)
-Thomas J. Webb
my cuz is craaazy
“I just can’t stop thinking about how I want to kill my parents”
-Madison, my 7 year old cousin
Dream
If you complain to a teenager that your hand hurts from opening mustard jars, they will have sympathy. If you complain to a teenager that you are out of salad, they will give you acne treatment stories
-From a dream my sister had