I am a tourist and everything revolves around me. If I don’t sloppily park in your downtown to buy kitchy knick-knacks at the local business that’s more of a hobby than a real business and that barely pays their employees, your economy will COLLAPSE. Non-retail businesses and schools? People working remotely? They don’t exist! The narrow, tourist-oriented strip I visit is all that there is. Homes? Those are clearly decorations put there for my entertainment. And if there’s snow in the yard, that means I can play in it. No one actually lives here. This whole place is a budget resort set up just for me.